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Oh great. There he was. Mister America in all his glory…
at your house… in superman Pajamas…. A hamburger plush pillow…
and that same goofy grin of his. How did this all start…

Oh yeah, you remember now… … … …


"My goodness,_________! Are you okay? You look tired…",
England spoke concerned.

"Y-Yeah I'm just fine Englan-…!!!"

"__-_______! Careful! Don't hit your
head on the table! You could hurt yourself!"

The hand you had used to support your tired head had given up
and now your face was in the smack fricken center of your desk.


"Are you sure you're okay? You don't look too good…
Maybe you have a cold or fever…"

You lifted your head and Arthur placed the back of his hand
to your forehead. You sighed and looked at him.
He was a true gentleman.

"Nope. I don't think you have a fever…
Maybe you just had a rough morning…"

"For the past few days I have gotten NO SLEEEEEEEEEPAH….."
With that you slapped your face onto the desk again,
releasing another idiotic "ow".

"Oh bloody hell!" He jumped when you crashed into your own desk.
"Now __________. I'm sure you know better than that. A good night's
sleep is important you know. Jeez… No wonder why. Well good thing
I have just the right cure for that."

You peeked your blurry and hazy eyes at England who wore a
gentle and proud smile on his face.

"Have you ever tried counting sheep?"

"Nooooo…. I don't like sheep….I eat them…." You joked around
half jokingly. You got like this when you didn't get enough sleep.

"My god… Sit up straight and listen. I used
to do this with Alfred all the time and it-"


Out of nowhere, America jumped up and pushed England to the
side, giving one of his signature laughs. Soon he looked down
at you and his face gave a concerned pout.

"Dude! What's wrong with you? Are you okay?!
Did something happen!? You know what will make you feel


England banged his "magic wand" against Alfred's head in a
good second. "She's in debt to sleep!"

"She's in debt to sheep?"



You looked at them and laughed. Usually you would help stop the
fighting but right now, you could barely even lift your head up.
Just to excite the young country even more and potentially piss
off England you said something rather bold…

"AMERWICAAA~….SAVE ….ME…." you said in a half groan half moan.
Not a sexy moan… more like those "I'm-so-bored" moans.

Suddenly Alfred's face perked up and
Arthur smacked himself against the head.

"Well I'll be going home now. I hope you know what
you're getting yourself into, __________",
said the Brit before he could leave.

You watched him leave only to be interrupted by America blocking
your view. You were still in class after all. Everyone else had left…
Even the teacher. You and Alfy were the only ones in the classroom.

"That's so cool, asking me to save you… Ha Ha Ha! Even if you're
inclined to worry, the Hero is already here so there's no need!"

"Um Alfy-"

"Okay! Where are the bad guys? I'll exterminate
them for you with a huge KA-POW!!"

"Nooooo Alfred…. There's NO bad guys….", you spoke with your
voice constantly changing pitches and volume.

"Huh? Am I wrong?"


"You don't need me to chase ANYONE out? And I was really
looking forward to it too… Wait! I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU NEED~!!"


"Ah~! You wanna eat a Hamburger right?"

"N-No thank you…."

"Okay! I'll eat them myself~!"

Suddenly America took out 5 hamburgers and unwrapped them all in
under a few seconds. Afterwards, he chomped each one, taking huge
bites…. Eating like well… A Hero…

"Oh wait I see… You didn't get enough sleep! HA HA HA~!
So you want me to help put you to sleep then?...

"Well I-"

"MISSION ACCEPTED!!!......Do you have any sort of request?"

"I can't get any sleep that's all… England was saying something
about Sheep…. And counting and something…. Uggggggghhhh…."

"Okay I get it! If we just count sheep, that should do the trick,
yeah? You're just like England suggesting such a classic
go-to-sleep method-"

"But he was the one who told me-"

"..but I'm a Hero, y'know? So I'll definitely grant your request!"

"Uggghhh…….So loud….", you murmured.

"Hmm? Sorry I can't hear you. Anyways, let's get you to bed~!"

America lifted you up bridal style, bolting out of the room and
in only a few minutes, he was in front of your room… Wait… WHAT?!

You looked at America as he put you down in his ….
Were those Superman P.J's….?

And now we were up to where we are now….


"Have you finished preparations? Okay, then hurry up and get into bed~"

You got into bed and looked up to your so called hero…
Oh god… was he really capable of making you fall asleep?

I'm gonna start counting!...." He gave a gentle cough and continued….

"One SHEEP! Two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep YAY~!!!
SIX SHEEP! SEVEN SHEEP!! Eight sheep! Nine sheep, TE~N…….SHEEP!!!"

You covered yourself with the blankets… You didn't even feel like
changing your clothes you were so tired. And this counting wasn't
much better…. Damn America…

"How was that? My counting definitely makes you want to slee-"


"It's doesn't??? Ha HA HA~!!!"  He started laughing his
signature laugh and continued. "Don't worry about it! We're
only at ten sheep, after all. We'll just start where we left off…..

You groaned and covered your ears with the pillows.
America looked at you and pouted.

"Huh? What is it? You don't like the way I count? Well,
actually, England said the exact same thing the last time I
did that. But…. Really?! …. … … … I guess it can't be helped. …
Okay! I don't really like slow deliberate counting but I'll try~!"

You smiled at his confidence and his pride. It was pretty cool
and charming after all. He was always full of excitement. You
snuggled back into bed and sighed… He continued from ten and
started counting.

"Eleven sheep, twelve sheep, fourteen sheep…"

His voice was indeed calmer but it was still too… happy and um… hyper.
If this is what he called "slow" then you were afraid to see when he
was excited… Oh wait. You already saw that.

You stared moving around because you couldn't sleep…
This really wasn't helping… and you were kind of wondering
if it would be better if America never had wanted to help you.

"…You still can't sleep? I'm getting tired of counting sheep.
I definitely think it would be much more fun if we counted
hamburgers or ice cream…" Alfred spoke with a little pout.

"Oh really? Well not everyone likes those
things you know…" you sighed with a smile.

"Yeah… the last time I tried to count my special items,
someone got super pissy and yelled "You can't go to sleep
counting that crap!" So I wonder if it's no good after all…"

His saddened face made you want to hug him with the last bit
of your strength. You yourself gave a little pout as you watched him.
America however looked at you with a bright smile.

"Ha Ha! Even if you didn't make that super worried look,
I'm not going to just stop halfway through! Because I'm a Hero.
I cannot ignore a person in need!"

He got up and tucked you under the blankets, pulling himself
inside beside you. His body was so warm. You saw his strong,
nude collarbone and blushed… You secretly wanted to see more but
you wouldn't tell him that!

"Okay, cover up with your blanket and snuggle in! If you don't
pull it up all the way to your shoulders, the dreaded Cold Monster
will come and get you! Personally, I've never been caught by him…"

You figured he was talking about getting a cold but you just gave
in anyways and snuggled close to him, but not actually touching him.

"All snuggled in, ________? You're not cold aren't you?"

"Nah! I'm fine… Just REALLY TIRED…"

"O.K! Let's start counting again~!

He started counting again from twenty but this time his voice had
changed. It was gentle and calm this time. You never thought you
would hear this kind of voice from America.  

"Twenty nine sheep…. … … Thirty sheep… … … Thirty one sheep…. …. "

He kept counting and counting with that same smooth and very
attractive voice he was pulling. He then stopped suddenly, seeing
as your eyes were starting to close and your muscles becoming less tense.

"Oh! Are you sleepy yet? If I count like that,
it's pretty effective isn't it", he asked with a smile.

"Y-Yeah… You're really good. Did someone ever
count sheep for you when you were young?"

"Huh? Me? Well….  In the past, when I had trouble sleeping,
there was definitely times when someone counted sheep for me
just like this. It's a little embarrassing, but I would doze
off pretty fast. I don't know why, but the person counting always
fell asleep first."

You looked at his happy and content face. As he gazed upon you with
his beautiful blue eyes, you got lost in them, listening to only his
voice. It was lovely really. He gave a small laugh and continued.

"Come on now. You were so close to falling asleep. Alright.
This time I'm going to be better than before~! Your hero will
save you from sleep depression! Now close your eyes… I'll keep you warm…"

"You're what-?"

You looked at him with wide eyes as he held you close and stroked your
hair. He gave a small chuckle as you could smell the cologne he used…
It smelled like Axe… Damn~!

America continued counting his sheep, even calmer, sweeter, and more
caring than you ever heard him spoke in his life. Each word sounded
like he was whispering sweet nothings in your ear. You rested your
head on his warm chest and soon fell asleep… … … … He was your hero
after all…. A big, LOUD… but one of a kind… Hero….

"Heh looks like you fell asleep! Mission accomplished! Now I'll just
get out of here and-… … … Shit…. I can't move with her on top of me
like this… Oh well… I guess I'll crash here for the night….

Sweet Dreams~!!"
Finally America is done~! ^w^

*Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA*

*Disclaimer: This is based off the Counting Sheep with Hetalia CD Drama and I do not own the picture*


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Denmark: [link]

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Prussia: [link]
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Dhamila Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Aawww so sweet, Alfred he trully is a Hero :)
LILYPAD1000 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
TheWelshwitch Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Uh-oh, I'm Favourite Number 666. 0_0
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
Hay! hero America, save me from my virginity~
JackFleutie Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Student General Artist
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 24, 2015
America: *burst threw wall wearing a sexy superman outfit* The hero is hear!
Me: Oh America please help me~ *dramaticly puts hand on forhead*
America: No need to fear mam. I shall save you from the evil virginity monster!
JackFleutie Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student General Artist
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
hehe seems like a dream he would have in an x reader fic
JackFleutie Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student General Artist
OMG, that's soooo truuueeee, Keseseses~
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
Someone please right that fic!
JackFleutie Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student General Artist
We need it urgently!!
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner May 4, 2015
RavenAshford14 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want to see a humourous part two xD 
Mom: *walks in* Who's this boy in your bed? *gasps* SLUT!
Me: *nudges Alfred* Hero... Mr. Hero... Save the day why don't you?
chinafangirl123 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 3, 2015  Student General Artist
Me: Oh gosh I wanna do this now *goes to Alfred* do u want to count sheep's with me and sleep as well aru~
Alfred:yeah sure dude the hero will save the day
~~~~~~Next morning~~~~~~~
Mom:what on the potato happened here
Alfred:looks like the hero will have to save the day again hahahaha
ilovemyself12345 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Student Artist
AWWWWWW AMERICA YOU MAKE ME BLUSHJunko Enoshima (Kawaii Blush) [V5] Yui (Very Happy Blush) [V1] AKCat-blush (Acchi kocchi) Bunny Emoji-77 (Melting) [V4] Adorable Girl Anime Emoji (Kawaii Jump) [V6] Marry Kozakura (Total Blush) [V9] Bear Emoji-13 (Blushing Hnnng) [V1] Shouko-Blush (Baka to test) Blushed Super Happy Flailing Cookie blush icon Kaori Fujimiya (Total Shyness) [V1] Onodera Blushing Icon RP Face: Super blush 
AngelNotes Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student Artist
Im getting sleepy now but i cant sleep. Theres only one thing to do.
*calls America*
"Hey Alfie..?"
Cartoonsdreamgal Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
America is my fave anime crush at first I could care less but with his glasses off, damn boi chu gonna be my new screen saver! Great story
Elise-Andrews Featured By Owner Edited Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
*Germany walks in*

Me: *groan* Wha?  Oh...  Guten Morgen... Alfie.. Ludwig..

*Gil in the back ground*
If it vas anyone else Ich would be fine, but mein little Schwester bro?!

Alfred:  Heheh, well, funny story dudes..

Me: Sh...  Just lemme go back to sleep. *puts head back on Alfred's chest to sleep*

Like Hell können Sie zurückgehen , um mit einem Jungen in deinem Bett schlafen!
Like Hell you can go back to sleep with a boy in your bed!)

Alfred: What did he say?

Me: *sweatdrop*
chinafangirl123 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Student General Artist
Haha I can already imagine it it is indeed hilarious aru~
SabakuNoIno Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
oh god i totally heard this in his voice! that little rap thing he does in the beginning ALWAYS has me laughing!
deathscythe4242 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
England banged his "magic wand" against Alfred's
When is saw magic wand, I thought of a pick up line based on magic wand
But good story
baileycasad Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dawhhh so cute
kisamisa16 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
modukamagica Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
layla-mindora Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
me: Don't laugh. Don't laugh. You will wake everybody and probebly get your phone taken away from you.
Suddenly Alfred's face perked up and
Arthur smacked himself against the head.
Me: hahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha
Soo cute ^-^
Namara-Gyllban Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
AWWWWWWwWwWwW! la in love 
MABthefairyqueen Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That was so freaking adorable I'm gonna die! :D <3
Pineapplebombgirl Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist did the reader not choke on his Axe XD A stupid kid once brought it to school and sprayed it all over the girls and the bus I rode on *shudders*
Candygirl263 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
OMG. Same thing happened on my bus! This kid spayed a whole can of Axe on my bus! Everyone got a headache. :/
brightpaw8 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Same. Two idiot boys in a grade lower than me sprayed it everywhere in their class room and mine. aftermath.... asthema attacks, vomiting, headaches, blacking out/passing out. I thought it was supposed to smell good... :I
onehellofabutler4321 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
smae here
i practically died when a guy sprayed it all over the room
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
These two dumbasses brought axe and old spice on my bus and started spraying it together, and it smelled like a huge fart the whole ride home *shudders*
brightpaw8 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep. Worst bus ride of my life.
Candygirl263 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Ikr. That sucks...
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014   General Artist
(Afghanistan) -comes into room and sees America my bed with me- WHAT THE LIVING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
(Me/Vietnam) -opens up one eye and sticks out tongue then goes to sleep again- 
seadweller83 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
chinafangirl123 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh my gosh I wanna know what happens next aru~
Galvosukis Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
"He was a true gentleman." <--- How it's written.

"He was a turtle gentleman." <--- How I read.



brightpaw8 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! sorry I thought of that when I read this. xD
IGame101 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
turtle men are like, 10x better ok
raiieoni Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Turtle gentleman tho.
AstariasFire Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Daaaaawww. That just sooo cute!~~~ Love 
EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
*the next morning* 
Me: meh...*falls back asleep* 
Alfred: you see what had happened was-
IGame101 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omfg xD
LauraNinjaOfRainbow Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
emmalynncat Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh god, I laughed my ass off at "She's in debt to sheep" I'm crying
brightpaw8 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Dude your signature.... APH: Onion Prussia prussialaplz 
emmalynncat Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahah, yeah
brightpaw8 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
America (The Hero) [V2] prussialaplz America (Spies) [V1] Prussia (Money Talk) [V1] Germany (Shy) [V5] England (Evil) [V3] 
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